Signs of the Second Coming. Again.

Posted by frankie23

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Discovered a prophecy masking-taped onto a pole at my local Skytrain station, this missive from the masses was placed to get as much attention as possible, right next to the up escalator. I didn’t really have time to read it then, so I quickly snapped a few pics for later reference. The text of it is fascinating, really; for those who can’t be bothered, or the sight-impaired, it reads, spelling not corrected:

ATTENTION PEOPLE’S!!!!!
Today look-up toward the night-sky, at 9:30 PM – 1 PM to night. You will see the GUARDIAN’S that was prophesied in the Bible, they are extraterrestrials!!! There formation look like this
(see image above)
The dotes are the ships!!! They are not stars. The lights will cause no refraction and sit much lower than satelites!!!
This is no joke. Also
The Aldebaran; a giant sun. They key star of Taurus constellation; To-view-look toward North East at Pre-dawn 5 – 6:00 AM. Last time seen was thousands of years-ago.
It is bighter than the moon as prophesied in the Bible!!!!!
MAJOR DESTRUCTION!!! This is part of the “SIX SEALS”

Now, really, I know it sounds obvious, but there’s a couple of things wrong with all this. First off, if Taurus is in the sky, Aldebaran is visible; it’s one of the brightest stars in the sky, period. Now, brighter than the moon is an interesting statement, but really, the moon isn’t so much bright as large; is the suggestion that the star will increase in visual size? As for the rest of it, there’s really no reference to “Guardians” in the bible that can be drawn from such a generic statement. However, all this being said, I’ll be loking to the night skies tonight, trying to look for the patterns. Being the anniversary of 9/11, it’d be so damn appropriate for the space overlords to come down and kick our asses, dontcha think?

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6 Responses to “Signs of the Second Coming. Again.”

  1. Kaileocomial Says:

    I’d way rather have my ass kicked by alien overlords than human ones.

  2. totes Says:

    agreed. this planet is getting boring.

  3. nat. Says:

    Good times.

  4. lotusland Says:

    The same posters were just put up in my neighbourhood – West End and Yaletown. They appeared this evening around 5:00 PM. I guess this “viewing” of our blessed space brothers is to occur over several days?

    I think missed running into the masking tape bandit by mere minutes. I was hoping to run into him/her to ask how they had arrived at such a conclusion. But alas, the author of the poster was moving faster than I.

    Interesting to note that this activity has continued for the past 8 days….

  5. James Says:

    I saw these posters back in september, they have now started appearing in the Lougheed Burnaby/Coquitlam area. I didn’t realize that these spaceships were still visible nearly 2 months later.

  6. andrea Says:

    they were put up yesterday at every skytrain station again, and all throughout burnaby, like on kingsway. the sky, however, looks the same.