Archive for the ‘cute’ Category

PON PON PON

July 25th, 2011 by frankie23

I’m just baffled. Part of me wants to know what the hell she’s singing about, part of me thinks it would ruin things. This is amazing though; the CG monsters, the set, the faceless fat dancers, and the creppy-cute lead singer who farts static out of her ass. If I met an alien, and wanted him to understand what Japan was, I’d show him this video.

And then we’d all be boned.

Morning music videos: “Ponponpon” [I ♥ Chaos]

Mutants Are Born This Way

July 20th, 2011 by frankie23

Okay, it’s been ages since I posted. I drink, okay? Anyhow, here’s a very funny parody of Lady Gaga’s Born This Way about mutants and the X-Men. You kids like the comic books, right? No, never mind, the only people who read X-Men are over 30. Fuck. Whatever, Mystique is pretty damn hot for a blue chick, and there’s a cute bit where Jean goes all Dark Phoenix when she sees Scott making moves on Emma.

Fuck, X-Men is a soap opera for idiots. Whatever, enjoy the video.

Magneto: Still Born This Way (In Case You Were Wondering) [Topless Robot]

Love Them Legs

May 1st, 2011 by frankie23

Damn… Those are some fine legs.

Just some random vintage sexy [I ♥ Chaos]

Because You’re A Bunny!

April 22nd, 2011 by frankie23

Easter is this weekend, and with Easter comes a 1000-rabbit-strong Bunnarchy march in Seattle. In honour of my lovely Merkin friends and their lepusophiliac frolics, I present to you MC Bunny’s The Bunny Bounce. With more shaking bootys of both genders than you can shake a carrot at, it’s a good way to think about the original meaning of Easter.

Yes, I’m talking about fucking.

MC Bunny $ and the Drill Team Bumps You into Easter Weekend [The Stranger]

More Like Frakkin’ Hot…

February 18th, 2011 by frankie23

Frankly, I’m not really sure how I feel about this video; the music is a bit weak, and the geek references seem forced. On the other hand, it’s got Tinkerballa from The Guild in a Ghostbusters outfit, and that’s damn hot.

“Tonight I’m Frakking You” is your new scifi dance single [io9.com]

Star Trek Girl, Beam Me Up Tonight

January 27th, 2011 by frankie23

“Like tribbles we’ll cuddle day and night…”

Oh seriously, could she be any more adorable? The little hip-hop break in the middle is pretty hilarious too. Goddess, it’s good to be a geek.

Morning music videos: “Star Trek Girl” [I ♥ Chaos, via NerdBastards]

Chinese Space Babies Are Go!

October 27th, 2010 by frankie23

In the 80s, China looked upon the superpowers with a combination of fear and envy, desperately wishing to be as modern and successful as their space-faring rivals. Chinese Posters shows us the results of this, fanciful images showing small children and cute animals soaring the skies in improbably adorable spacecraft, carrying toys and gifts for all, being smiled upon by the gods on the Bridge of Haaven. Hit the jump for two more cutely bizarre images.

Taikonaut babies of China’s space age [io9, via Chinese Posters via Metafilter]

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I-U-D, S-I-S, Stay In School, Cuz It’s The Best

April 8th, 2010 by frankie23

Little know fact: This is one of my favourite songs in the world. Now I will never be able to listen to it without thinking of Miss Piggy gyrating on Rolf’s piano. Fuck.

Miss Piggy Sings “Fuck The Pain Away” by Peaches [YouTube]

Derby Girls + Science = Win!

December 19th, 2009 by frankie23

Allow the lovely ladies of the LA Derby Dolls to explain basic principles of electricity to you, accompanied by a catchy little tune. Mmmm, I love science.

The Electrical Derby [io9.com]

Doctor Who’s BBC One Christmas Bumper

December 8th, 2009 by frankie23

This is just too cute for words. I’m going to miss this Doctor, very much.

Doctor Who BBC One Christmas 2009 Main Ident [YouTube]

The Amazing Adventures of Lil’ Cthulhu

November 3rd, 2009 by frankie23

Someone made a Li’l Cthulhu cartoon. I don’t know if this is a legitimate project or not, but it’s freakin’ awesome. I’d watch this so hard, it’s not even funny.

The Amazing Adventures of Lil’ Cthulhu [Topless Robot]

Little Red Powerpoint

March 30th, 2009 by frankie23

This is probably one of the cleverest presentations of the story of Little Red Riding Hood ever. By far the slickest…

Neat: The Science Of Little Red Riding Hood [Geekologie, via Vimeo]

Pretty, Pretty Pony

March 25th, 2009 by frankie23


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This pony makes me feel funny inside.

My Little Disturbingly Attractive Slave Pony Leia [ToplessRobot]

“Are you a girl? Is it Hallowe’en?”

October 26th, 2008 by frankie23

This wonderful video basically shows the reality behind my yearly issues with Hallowe’en costumes marketed to women.

That being said, Sexy 1900s Steel Conglomerate Tycoon is awesome.

Girls’s Costume Warehouse [YouTube]

Talk about eating paste…

September 14th, 2008 by frankie23


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Wow. That’s… fantastic. As in I’m going to be having fantasies…

Twin Geek Girls [About Colon Blank]

Eris Goddess of Strife: Cutie

July 16th, 2008 by frankie23

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Isn’t that just one of the nicest renditions of Eris you’ve ever seen? It comes from D.J Coffman’s blog Yirmumah.com, which has one of the more interesting gimmicks I’ve seen yet. Basically, you send him two bucks via the PayPal with a request, and he’ll provide it for you in visual format. He’s already managed to piss off Scott Kurtz from PVP for this one, so the man is a king in my book. Go check it out, and if you request anything, make sure to tell me!

Will Draw Anything 49: Eris Goddess of Strife eating a Hotdog [Yirmumah.com]

“The taste of her cherry chapstick…”

June 19th, 2008 by frankie23

I want to hate this song, but I can’t. It’s just so fun! And I must say, Miss Katy Perry is a very lovely woman. I hope she manages to be more than a one-hit wonder, but if not, at least we’ll all have this song to remind us when drunken bi-curiosity became mainstream.

Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It) [GoogleVideo]

Steampunk Taxidermy

January 23rd, 2008 by frankie23

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This is Marco. Isn’t he adorable? His little swirly ball, big buggy eyes, and glistening exposed fangs just scream huggable, dontcha think? I love his little hands. Marco was made by the amazingly talented Jessica Joslin, a Chicago-based artist, and apparently a junkhound extraordinaire, judging by the amount of neat stuff she’s found to make her menagerie with. There’s an interview with her over at Coilhouse, which I’m not even going to bother excerpting, because you’re all going to go right over there and read it. Or at least stare at the pretty pictures.

Jessica Joslin’s Delightful Wunderkammer Creatures [Coilhouse]

Power Girl Gets A Day Job

November 5th, 2007 by frankie23

Oh, I do love me some Power Girl, and this is perfect. Good, funny acting, a great costume, and the always amusing premise of “superheroes in the real world”. I love it.

Power Girl [YouTube]

Baby Vs. Cobra

September 6th, 2007 by frankie23

Oh, sweet baby zombie Jesus, this is hilarious. A young infant, not even capable of walking, goes head to head with a defanged cobra. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for, the child or the snake. The look of confusion on the baby’s face as the cobra whacks it for grabbing it’s tail is truly the stuff from which comedy is birthed, in all it’s sticky joy.

YouTube, via Inoshiro