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Ever wonder what Star Wars would have been like as an existentialist French film with dialogue by Jean-Paul Sartre? No, me neither, but some clever bastard decided to show us anyways. Well played, m’sieur. Well played.
“Guerres des Étoilles Existentielles” [Topless Robot]
“If there was a committee, I imagine them telling her, ‘We’re sorry, but the formula to qualify for true sluttiness is as follows:
# of Total Men > Your Age x 1.5
Having slept with 40 men by the time you’re in your late 30s does not make you a slut. Go back into the world and get back to us when you’ve done something really depraved. Also, if you can, please find a better reason for sluttiness than your parents’ divorce. It’s been done.'” — Jessa Crispin
Frankly, I’d change that to # of Total Humans, but that’s just the PC in me.
Quote of the Day: Jessa Crispin [The Reverse Cowgirl]