frankie23.com | viva la rudo » schoolgirls http://frankie23.com Mexican wrestling, cryptozoology, exploitation cinema, steampunk, pulp fiction, and other ephemera Mon, 25 Jul 2011 18:18:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 My Cycloptic Worm And I… http://frankie23.com/2011/04/my-cycloptic-worm-and-i/ http://frankie23.com/2011/04/my-cycloptic-worm-and-i/#comments Sat, 30 Apr 2011 10:32:21 +0000 frankie23 http://frankie23.com/?p=458

When your sex-ed teacher is named Ms. Lovecraft, you know yr in for some strange shit. Tentacle sex and mother-of-pearl streams, you know? An official selection at Sundance 2005, this short film by Craig MacNeill and Clay McLeod Chapman is the very sum of every pubescent child’s most antediluvian fears.

Sex Ed with H.P. Lovecraft [Topless Robot]

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]]> http://frankie23.com/2011/04/my-cycloptic-worm-and-i/feed/ 0 Oneechanbara Movie Trailer http://frankie23.com/2008/04/oneechanbara-movie-trailer/ http://frankie23.com/2008/04/oneechanbara-movie-trailer/#comments Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:54:22 +0000 frankie23 http://frankie23.com/?p=152
Okay, lessee. Cute asian girls in cowboy hats, schoolgirl outfits, and skintight leather? Check. Said girls wielding big glowy swords or dual-fisted handguns? Check? Massive zombie massacreing? Check. Okay ladies and gents, I think we have a winner!

Oneechanbara is a movie based on a series of low-budget Japanese games which concentrate on too-hot-to-be-real women wearing strategically unsound outfits, who slaughter horde upon horde of zombies. Looks like there’ll finally be a video game movie which stays close to it’s source.

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]]> http://frankie23.com/2008/04/oneechanbara-movie-trailer/feed/ 0 The Machine Girl http://frankie23.com/2007/12/machine-girl/ http://frankie23.com/2007/12/machine-girl/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:38:01 +0000 frankie23 http://frankie23.com/?p=136 Sit down, my friends, I’m going to tell you a story about The Future. 2008 is just around the corner, and there’s a lot of movies that will be coming out, not just in North America, but all across the world. I’m very excited about some of these films. But today, this morning, I found a movie that I’m more excited about than any other film. This movie is truly the definition of that overused marketing term. “instant cult classic”.

I give you the trailer for Japan’s latest affront to taste, Machine Girl. I haven’t seen this much blood and gore in a movie trailer. Ever. Arms lopped off, heads severed, faces peeled away to reveal sinew and bone. Saucy stuff, indeed. I’m not thinking anyone is going to say this is the most original movie; the machine gun/chainsaw arm is an explicit call to Evil Dead/Planet Terror. But, hot schoolgirl amputee with a gatling gun arm! Finger food, throwing stars, flying guillotines, drill bras and stumps! Just watch the damn trailer, and remember, when you hear about this whacked out noise from your friends, Frankie already showed ya.

Machine Girl Movie Trailer: “The Cult Film of Next Year” [Slashfilm]

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