I Don’t Even… What?

December 14th, 2010 by frankie23

I don't even... What?

brown cardigan | 2967 [brown cardigan]

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Touch-a Touch Me, TSA Security

December 8th, 2010 by frankie23

Mmm… nothing like a NSA, er, TSA feel-up, am I right, boys and girls?

Touch-a Touch Me, TSA Security (Rocky Horror Parody by The Kinsey Sicks) [YouTube]

When Justin Met John

December 7th, 2010 by frankie23

When Justin Met John

Justin Bieber, meet John Waters. I’m certain you two will get along.

Here is John Waters Giving Justin Bieber a “Reach Around.” That is All. [The Stranger]

Miss Piggy’s Third Snout: Muppet Burlesque!

December 6th, 2010 by frankie23

Jenny C'est Quoi as Miss Piggy

Sometimes, I just genuinely love how fucking weird our world is getting. Especially in the world of burlesque! In lovely NYC, Rosey La Rouge and the sassy ladies of Storybook Burlesque put together a Muppet Show-themed evening of sultry delights! Hit the cute for several more pics of these fabulous boys and girls in action! I think I may have a little crush on Cookie Monster…

Desecrating Childhoods: Muppet Burlesque [Geekologie, via Asylum]

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What’s The Difference Between Regular and Decaf Coffee?

November 30th, 2010 by frankie23

What’s The Difference Between Regular and Decaf Coffee? [Fake Science]

Chinese Space Babies Are Go!

October 27th, 2010 by frankie23

In the 80s, China looked upon the superpowers with a combination of fear and envy, desperately wishing to be as modern and successful as their space-faring rivals. Chinese Posters shows us the results of this, fanciful images showing small children and cute animals soaring the skies in improbably adorable spacecraft, carrying toys and gifts for all, being smiled upon by the gods on the Bridge of Haaven. Hit the jump for two more cutely bizarre images.

Taikonaut babies of China’s space age [io9, via Chinese Posters via Metafilter]

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E.C. Segar’s Indiana Jones

October 27th, 2010 by frankie23

The basic plot of Raiders Of The Lost Ark, in the style of E.C. Segar, creator of Popeye. Pure win. (Click to embiggen).

What If EC Segar Had Created Raiders Of The Lost Ark? [Bleeding Cool, via Chuck “McBuck” Forsman]

Zombie Training For Children

October 19th, 2010 by frankie23

How do you scar your young children for life? Run them through a simulated zombie attack! Actually, it’s not such a bad idea… train the little buggers to be worth their weight when the big one comes. Good call Japan! You’ve proven your international value once again.

Playdate Of The Dead [The Stranger]

Christine O’Donnell As Seen Via Taiwanese CG

October 13th, 2010 by frankie23

God, I really do love those newscasters. Admittedly, Crazy Christine is a bit of an easy target, but seriously, she deserves it. Plus, panda bears!

Colorful Christine electrifies Delaware Electorate [YouTube]

The Health Benefits of Bacon!

August 18th, 2010 by frankie23

Oh, I do so love infographics, and this one is close to my heart. Bacon, the candy made of people swine, is probably one of my favourite things in the world, as it goes with anything and everything. However, for years it has been demonized as being Bad For You ™. Now, science (sweet science!) gives us reasons why it is, in fact Good For You ™. And so the internet rejoices!

Bacon Is Good For Me, The Infographic [Geekologie, via medicalbillschool]

Retrosized Star Wars!

August 17th, 2010 by frankie23

Star Wars as if it were a silent picture from the 1900s. Simply brilliant.

This Is Your Grandfather’s Star Wars! [The Stranger]

1939 Square Dance

August 4th, 2010 by frankie23

A Sight to Make You Smile [Slog]

The Tenth Doctor… As A Stripper

July 19th, 2010 by frankie23

She’s… pretty cute, actually. The hair’s perfect Tennant, the trenchcoat is good, sonic screwdriver, glasses… You could even imagine him…

I think I need a little bit of a lie-down, I’m feeling all funny and confused inside.

The Doctor Ditches the TARDIS to Work the Pole [Topless Robot]

Chainsaw Rocket Launcher, I ♥ You

July 14th, 2010 by frankie23

Truly an idea whose time has come. When the zombie apocalypse comes, when your back is to the wall and you have only seconds to clear a path through a horde of slavering undead ghouls, only a rocket-propelled chainsaw is gonna get your ass out of that fire. Just think about it; hot grinding death coming out of a tube at hundreds of miles an hour, ripping through necrotized flesh and bone as if the horde was a cloud of rotting cotton candy. From certain doom to sweet sweet freedom… at least until the next time you fuck up. Seriously, you let them corner you? Bah.

Die, Zombies!: A Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw [Geekologie, via unrealitymag]

Peter Pan Peanut Butter

July 14th, 2010 by frankie23

This commercial for a brand of peanut butter I only half-remember from my childhood is a freakish snapshot of how things were, or at least how things were supposed to be. Witness the perplexed look on the mother’s face, her buck teeth jutting out of her pouty mouth like a cartoonish beaver. She nods, smiles slightly because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a man tells you what to do, even if that man is a stranger with unkept hair, dressed like a pedophiliac Robin Hood. The children too, behave properly, tearing into the sandwich with approving gusto, exaggerated nods of approval as he knocks over pots and pans on the counter to make his escape. This was the 70s, my friends; let us remember, so it never happens again.

The 1970s Were Strange [The Stranger, via WOW Report]

Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Dalek Empire

June 23rd, 2010 by frankie23

A wonderfully clever mash-up of the H2G2 and Doctor Who. Don’t Panic, you say? Fuck that, I’m gonna do my best Looney Tunes imitation and run through a damn wall if I see a freakin’ Dalek.

Though, it you throw your towel over their eyestalk, you will have a significantly better chance of surviving. Just a little hint there for ya.


The Hitchhiker’s Guide Reminds You Not to Panic if You Meet a Dalek
[Topless Robot]

The New Sushi

June 22nd, 2010 by frankie23

No, seriously, what the hell, Japan?

I never knew this was how sushi was made. Hmm. [I <3 Chaos]

An Evil Prank

May 26th, 2010 by frankie23

Man, Venezualan prank TV is hard core! This actress apparently has a very deep-seated belief in ghosts, so prank show ¡Qué Locura! (What Madness!) decided to try to give her a nervous breakdown. I love it!

اقوى كاميرا خفية بالعالم روعه [YouTube]

In The Key Of E(wok)

April 21st, 2010 by frankie23

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub

Toe meet toe pee chee keene

G’noop dock fling oh ah

Great. That’s going to be going thorugh my head alllll day. Fucking Ewoks.

Ruining Your Afternoon [The Stranger]

American Psycho Awesome

April 15th, 2010 by frankie23

Do you like Miles Fisher? His newest EP marks a new peak of professionalism. This is his take on David Byrne’s “This Must Be The Place”. A great, great song, and a personal favourite.

I have watched this video every single day since I found it. It’s a perfect, perfect rendering of music to motion, a consummate point of music video mastery. It’s pure glory. I cannot say enough good things about it.

Of course, it’s about a serial killer. I have my weaknesses.

Miles Fisher – This Must Be The Place [YouTube]