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Mmm… nothing like a NSA, er, TSA feel-up, am I right, boys and girls?
Sometimes, I just genuinely love how fucking weird our world is getting. Especially in the world of burlesque! In lovely NYC, Rosey La Rouge and the sassy ladies of Storybook Burlesque put together a Muppet Show-themed evening of sultry delights! Hit the cute for several more pics of these fabulous boys and girls in action! I think I may have a little crush on Cookie Monster…
What’s The Difference Between Regular and Decaf Coffee? [Fake Science]
In the 80s, China looked upon the superpowers with a combination of fear and envy, desperately wishing to be as modern and successful as their space-faring rivals. Chinese Posters shows us the results of this, fanciful images showing small children and cute animals soaring the skies in improbably adorable spacecraft, carrying toys and gifts for all, being smiled upon by the gods on the Bridge of Haaven. Hit the jump for two more cutely bizarre images.
The basic plot of Raiders Of The Lost Ark, in the style of E.C. Segar, creator of Popeye. Pure win. (Click to embiggen).
What If EC Segar Had Created Raiders Of The Lost Ark? [Bleeding Cool, via Chuck “McBuck” Forsman]
How do you scar your young children for life? Run them through a simulated zombie attack! Actually, it’s not such a bad idea… train the little buggers to be worth their weight when the big one comes. Good call Japan! You’ve proven your international value once again.
Playdate Of The Dead [The Stranger]
God, I really do love those newscasters. Admittedly, Crazy Christine is a bit of an easy target, but seriously, she deserves it. Plus, panda bears!
Colorful Christine electrifies Delaware Electorate [YouTube]
Oh, I do so love infographics, and this one is close to my heart. Bacon, the candy made of people swine, is probably one of my favourite things in the world, as it goes with anything and everything. However, for years it has been demonized as being Bad For You ™. Now, science (sweet science!) gives us reasons why it is, in fact Good For You ™. And so the internet rejoices!
Star Wars as if it were a silent picture from the 1900s. Simply brilliant.
This Is Your Grandfather’s Star Wars! [The Stranger]
She’s… pretty cute, actually. The hair’s perfect Tennant, the trenchcoat is good, sonic screwdriver, glasses… You could even imagine him…
I think I need a little bit of a lie-down, I’m feeling all funny and confused inside.
The Doctor Ditches the TARDIS to Work the Pole [Topless Robot]
Truly an idea whose time has come. When the zombie apocalypse comes, when your back is to the wall and you have only seconds to clear a path through a horde of slavering undead ghouls, only a rocket-propelled chainsaw is gonna get your ass out of that fire. Just think about it; hot grinding death coming out of a tube at hundreds of miles an hour, ripping through necrotized flesh and bone as if the horde was a cloud of rotting cotton candy. From certain doom to sweet sweet freedom… at least until the next time you fuck up. Seriously, you let them corner you? Bah.
This commercial for a brand of peanut butter I only half-remember from my childhood is a freakish snapshot of how things were, or at least how things were supposed to be. Witness the perplexed look on the mother’s face, her buck teeth jutting out of her pouty mouth like a cartoonish beaver. She nods, smiles slightly because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a man tells you what to do, even if that man is a stranger with unkept hair, dressed like a pedophiliac Robin Hood. The children too, behave properly, tearing into the sandwich with approving gusto, exaggerated nods of approval as he knocks over pots and pans on the counter to make his escape. This was the 70s, my friends; let us remember, so it never happens again.
A wonderfully clever mash-up of the H2G2 and Doctor Who. Don’t Panic, you say? Fuck that, I’m gonna do my best Looney Tunes imitation and run through a damn wall if I see a freakin’ Dalek.
Though, it you throw your towel over their eyestalk, you will have a significantly better chance of surviving. Just a little hint there for ya.
No, seriously, what the hell, Japan?
I never knew this was how sushi was made. Hmm. [I <3 Chaos]
Man, Venezualan prank TV is hard core! This actress apparently has a very deep-seated belief in ghosts, so prank show ¡Qué Locura! (What Madness!) decided to try to give her a nervous breakdown. I love it!
اقوى كاميرا خفية بالعالم روعه [YouTube]
Yub nub, eee chop yub nub
Toe meet toe pee chee keene
G’noop dock fling oh ah
Great. That’s going to be going thorugh my head alllll day. Fucking Ewoks.
Ruining Your Afternoon [The Stranger]
Do you like Miles Fisher? His newest EP marks a new peak of professionalism. This is his take on David Byrne’s “This Must Be The Place”. A great, great song, and a personal favourite.
I have watched this video every single day since I found it. It’s a perfect, perfect rendering of music to motion, a consummate point of music video mastery. It’s pure glory. I cannot say enough good things about it.
Of course, it’s about a serial killer. I have my weaknesses.
Miles Fisher – This Must Be The Place [YouTube]